Cons
- Mosquitos
- Sand fleas
- Thighs, calves, ankles, toes polka-dotted with mosquito and sand flea bites
- Itchy skin slathered in chemical cocktail of 50+ SPF, bug spray and calamine lotion
- Strange kids jumping loudly into pools over and over and over again
- Appendages slammed between adjustable lounge chair parts
- Air conditioner that sounds like diesel engine
- Sweltering heat when you turn off air conditioner that sounds like diesel engine
- Suspicious salad eaten at beach hut
- Nausea
- Cost of local doctor to treat nausea
- Being forced to subsist on piña coladas (also add to Pros)
- Forgetting chemical cocktail after third piña colada
- Sunburn
- Inadvertent salt/sand exfoliation of sunburn
Pros outweigh cons every time.
Or, rather, discomfort fades and beauty remains.
Or, rather, discomfort fades and beauty remains.